Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland

 (tune of Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland)

 

Microchips in my boxers

Cops searching my lockers

We’re holdin’ hands

‘Neath the spy cams

Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

 

Gone away are our old rights

Here to stay is the Fourth Reich

There’s tanks and Humvees

Along Maple Street

Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

 

In the meadow we can build a roadblock

And pretend we’re looking for Saddam

He’ll say, “Can I please pass?”

We’ll say “No, man!”

“Take one more step and we will gun you down!”

 

My phone rings, Rove is listenin’

To make sure I’m a Christian

Because if I sin

The terrorists win

Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.

 

In the meadow we can build Camp X-ray

And execute dissenters every day.

They’ll ask for a lawyer

We’ll say, “No way!”

“The Bill of Rights was cancelled yesterday!’

 

Isn’t goose-stepping thrillin’

Uniforms on our children

Our jackboots look grand

They match our armbands

Walkin’ in a Neo-con Homeland.

 

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