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Mr. Robertson (tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson”)
And here’s to you Mr. Robertson Assassination’s still a crime you know? Oh, oh oh. God stop you please, Mr. Robertson Satan has a place for folks like you Woo, hoo, hoo. Woo, hoo, hoo.
We’d like to know why you think Hugo Chavez is so vile We’d like to know why killing is just fine Look around, Pat, all you see is death, famine and lies Don’t point your finger ‘til you point it at yourself
And here’s to you Mr. Robertson Assassination’s still a crime you know? Oh, oh oh. God stop you please, Mr. Robertson Satan has a place for folks like you Woo, hoo, hoo. Woo, hoo, hoo.
Propped up at the altar on a Sunday afternoon Preaching verses from the Bible Making up commandments as you go along It’s no secret that Pat Robertson is nuts
And here’s to you Mr. Robertson Assassination’s still a crime you know? Oh, oh oh. God stop you please, Mr. Robertson Satan has a place for folks like you Woo, hoo, hoo. Woo, hoo, hoo.
Setting out a fatwa on the 700 Club What gives you the right to kill? Enrage your viewers, set them loose to do your dirty deeds Go and do your dirty work yourself
Where have you gone Thomas Jefferson? Church and state were separate yesterday Hey Hey Hey Turn off the tube on Pat Robertson He’s just another terrorist you know Whoa, whoa whoa. Whoa, whoa whoa.
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